quarta-feira, 15 de junho de 2011

Humor: Three lawyers and three engineers board a train…

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Three lawyers [Três advogados] and three engineers [três engenheirosare traveling by train [estão viajando de trem] to a conference [congresso]. At the station,each of the three lawyers buys a ticket [os três advogados compram uma passagem cada umwhile [ao passo que] the three engineers buy [compram] only one ticket[bilhete].
How can the three of you [Como vocês três vão conseguir] travel on one ticket [só com uma passagem]?” asks a lawyer.
Watch and you’ll see [Preste atenção e você verá],” answers an engineer.
Aboard [A bordo; Dentro do] the train the lawyers take their respective seats [sentam-se nos seus respectivos lugares] while all three engineers cram into [se espremem; se apertam; se enfiamthe restroom [no banheiro] and squeeze the door closed behind them [mal conseguem fechar a porta por trás de si].
When the conductor [o cobradorcomes around [passacollecting tickets[recolhendo as passagens], he knocks [bate] on the restroom door and says, “Ticket please.” The door opens a crack [Só uma fresta se abre] and a single arm [apenas um braçoemerges [aparecewith a ticket in hand [segurando o comprovante]. The conductor takes it [o recolhe] and moves on [segue seu caminho].
The lawyers are impressed with [ficam impressionados] this clever idea [sacada]. On the way home [Na volta] from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers’ technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip [a viagem de volta].To their astonishment [Perplexos], the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all [não compram nem mesmo uma passagem]!
How in the hell are you going to pull this off? [Que porra vocês estão aprontando?]” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.
Shortly after the train departs [Logo depois da partida], one of the engineers leaves[sai] his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. “Ticket please!”

George Gershwin, 1898-1937: One of America's Greatest Composers

Source: Voice of America Special English



Source: www.manythings.org/voa/people 




I'm Barbara Klein. And I'm Steve Ember with PEOPLE IN AMERICA in VOA Special English.  Today we tell about the life and music of one of America's greatest composers, George Gershwin.
(MUSIC: "Rhapsody in Blue")
That was the opening of "Rhapsody in Blue," composed by George Gershwin. Gershwin lived only thirty-nine years. Yet, in that short time, he wrote hundreds of unforgettable popular songs. He wrote
some concert works, such as "Rhapsody in Blue," that are still performed today. And he wrote what many consider to be the most beautiful American opera, "Porgy and Bess. "
George Gershwin was born in New York City in eighteen ninety-eight. His parents were Russian Jews who had immigrated to the United States. George and his two brothers and sister had a close, happy family life. George liked playing games on the streets of New York. He liked exploring the city. He did not like school or studying.
While exploring the city, George heard jazz and blues music spilling out of public drinking places. However, he did not become seriously interested in music until he heard another boy playing the violin in a concert at his school.  George began to take piano lessons. His teacher was a fine classical musician. He immediately recognized George's unusual ability. The teacher wrote about him to a friend: "I have a student who will make his mark in music, if anybody will. The boy is a genius, without doubt. "
George studied classical piano. But his strongest interest continued to be jazz and popular music. At the age of fifteen, he left school and went to work in the music business. The New York City street where most music publishers had their offices was called "Tin Pan Alley."
The phonograph and radio had been invented in the late eighteen hundreds. But it would be many years before there were musical recordings or regular radio broadcasts. Tin Pan Alley publishers needed another way to sell new songs. So, they employed people to play the piano to do this.
The piano players played the songs all day long to interested singers and other performers. George Gershwin was one of the youngest piano players in Tin Pan Alley. Soon, he was considered one of the finest there. He was already writing his own songs. He succeeded in getting one published when he was only eighteen years old. It had a long title: "When You Want 'Em, You Can't Get 'Em, When You've Got 'Em, You Don't Want 'Em."
George Gershwin was now a real composer. The rest of his life was an unbroken record of success. He wrote song after song. His ideas were so endless that he was not even troubled when he once lost some music he had been writing. "There is plenty more where that came from," he said.
George Gershwin had his first big hit in nineteen nineteen, when he was twenty-one years old.  It was a song called "Swanee." A popular entertainer, Al Jolson, sang the song. "Swanee" was made into one of the first musical recordings. George Gershwin was suddenly famous.  Here is Al Jolson singing what became his trademark song, "Swanee."
(MUSIC)
Music critics note that "Swanee" is not like most of George Gershwin's music. Later, he wrote true love songs. Some were light and funny. Some were full of intense feeling. Many of these songs were written for the popular musical theater. One of his most emotional love songs never became part of a musical play, however. It is called "The Man I Love." Here is a modern recording by Maureen McGovern.
(MUSIC)
George Gershwin's older brother, Ira, wrote the words to that song.  As George became famous, Ira wrote the words to more and more of his songs. The two brothers were very different. Ira, the writer, was quiet and serious. George, the musician, was outgoing -- the life of any party. But George wrote better songs with Ira than with anyone else.  It is impossible to imagine many of George's songs without Ira's perfectly chosen, often surprising words.
One of many examples is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me."  The Gershwins wrote the song for dancer and actor Fred Astaire for the film "Shall We Dance." That was George and Ira Gershwin's first movie musical.   Here is Fred Astaire, followed by a later version sung by Ella Fitzgerald.
(MUSIC)
This program was written by Shelley Gollust.  It was produced by Lawan Davis.  I'm Steve Ember. And I'm Barbara Klein.  Join us again next week as we continue the story of the music of George Gershwin on PEOPLE IN AMERICA in VOA Special English.

Popular culture on the up all over Brazil



 Source: www.maganews.com.br
Popular festivalsPopular culture on the up all over Brazil
With each passing year festivals inspired by our popular culture attract an increasing number of people, showing that Brazil is not just about carnival 
Brazil is rich in cultural diversity. The mixture of races andpeoples [1] has contributed to the formation of our folklore and cultural traditions.  The cultural wealth of the country is expressed through dance, music, cuisine, religion, crafts, [2] legends, folklore, and so on. This cultural wealth can be experienced through the numerous festivals that take place in Brazil's five regions. The good news is that many of these events have become bigger in recent years, attracting larger numbers of visitors, creating thousands and thousands of jobs and generating lots of money for the local economies. Local events in the North and Northeast of Brazil have begun to attract greater media coverage and have become well-known throughout the country.

                     Festival in the Amazon

A good example of all this is the Parintins Folk Festival, in Amazonas State, which began in 1965, inspired by a legend in the Amazon region - a story in which a bull [3] is one of the main characters. One of the aims of this event is to showcase a little of the culture in the Amazon region - its legends, music and dance. This traditional event is held in the last week of June and usually lasts three days. In 2008 Bandeirantes began televising it live.Parintins is a city of 110,000 people, about 420 km from Manaus.  Another event that is attracting more and more tourists is the Cirio de Nazaré, held on the second Sunday of October, in Belém, Pará state. Círio is one of the largest Catholic processions in the world. The faithful [4] walk a long path through the streets of the capital of Pará to honor Our Lady [5] of Nazaré. In 2010 over two million people attended it.  The word "círio" comes from the Latin "cereus," which means "large candle [6]."

Matéria publicada na edição de número 61 da revista Maganews.
Áudio –  Renay Moodley
Ilustração – Calberto
(na edição impressa da revista Maganews você pode conferir matéria completa sobre o tema cultura popular, as grandes festas religiosas, e ainda uma matéria especial sobre o evento Revelando São Paulo, incluindo novos áudios)

Vocabulary1 peoples – povos (people = gente)
2 craft – artesanato
3 bull – búfalo (no caso da festa do boi-bumbá, países de língua inglesa usam o termo  “bull” com maior freqüência do que a palavra “ox”, que quer dizer “boi”
4 faithful – fiéis
5  Our Lady – Nossa Senhora
6 candle - vela

terça-feira, 14 de junho de 2011

Aventura Selvagem: A fun lesson in biology




Source: www.maganews.com.br

People & TV
Aventura Selvagem: A fun lesson in biology
The biologist and TV presenter Richard Rasmussen traveled the world to give us a close-up of the most fascinating animals and areas of outstanding natural beauty
Alligators [1], snakes, lizards [2] ...A normal person usually prefers to stay away from these and other wild animals. But this is not the case for biologist and TV presenter Richard Rasmussen.   His job is to travel the world in search of all manner [3] of animals, including the most dangerous ones.  And when he finds them, Richard does not just show them from afar [4], instead, he gets close enough to touch them. It is common to see him grabbing [5] hold of snakes and even alligators. This is a very dangerous approach.  Nobody should try it, because they would run the risk of being injured or even killed. That said, Richard is an expert and has been prepared for his task [6].  

Love for animals
    On the program "Aventura Selvagem," aired on Thursday nights on SBT, Richard is always full of fun and adventure. It is common to see him kissing tapirs [7] and sloths [8] and giving food to monkeys and birds. During the program he gives us a real biology lesson, with information about the animals and also the flora in each region he visits. Richard’s love of animals is such that he has saved the lives of many during his work. In addition, he uses his TV program to encourage the general public to adopt abandoned pets they find when filming.  Richard himself has adopted some of these animals.

Matéria publicada na edição de número 61 da revista Maganews.
(Na edição impressa da revista Maganews você pode conferir matéria completa sobre Richard Rasmussem e o programa Aventura Selvagem, incluindo outro áudio, desta vez com a narração da sul-africana Renay Moodley).
Áudio – Thiago Ribeiro
Foto - SBT

Vocabulary
 1 alligator – jacaré
2 lizard – lagarto
3 manner – aqui = tipos / espécies  
4 afar- à distância
5 to grab – agarrar
6 task - tarefa
7 tapir - anta -
8 sloth - preguiça 

American History: US Declares War on Japan, Germany and Italy



Photo: AP
Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, center, walking through a desert village in Egypt
Source: www.voanews.com




STEVE EMBER: Welcome to THE MAKING OF A NATION – American history in VOA Special English. I’m Steve Ember.
(MUSIC)
Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor in December of nineteen forty-one was one of the most successful surprise attacks in the history of modern warfare. Japanese warships, including several aircraft carriers, crossed the western Pacific to Hawaii without being seen. They launched their planes on a quiet Sunday morning and attacked the huge American naval and air base at Pearl Harbor
(SOUND: Pearl Harbor attack) 
ANNOUNCER: “We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin: The Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor, Hawaii by air, President Roosevelt has just announced.”
ANNOUNCER: “The attack apparently was made on all naval and military activities on the principal island of Oahu. A Japanese attack upon Pearl Harbor naturally would mean war.”
STEVE EMBER: Many of the American sailors were asleep or at church. They were unprepared for the attack. In fact, some people outside the base thought the Japanese planes must be new types of American aircraft on training flights. The sounds of guns and bombs soon showed how wrong they were.
The Japanese planes sank or seriously damaged six powerful American battleships in just a few minutes. They killed more than three thousand sailors. They destroyed or damaged half the American airplanes in Hawaii.
The USS California after being struck by a torpedo and a  bomb during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
AP

The USS California after being struck by a torpedo and a bomb during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
American forces, caught by surprise, were unable to offer much of a fight. Japanese losses were very low.
There was so much destruction at Pearl Harbor that officials in Washington did not immediately reveal the full details to the public. They were afraid that Americans might panic if they learned the truth about the loss of so much military power.
The following day, President Franklin Roosevelt went to Congress to ask for a declaration of war against Japan.
FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: “Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives:
"Yesterday, December seventh, nineteen forty-one -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor, looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific …
"No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory…
"We will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us …
"I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December seventh, nineteen forty-one, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.”
STEVE EMBER: The Senate approved President Roosevelt's request without any opposition. In the House of Representatives, only one congressman objected to the declaration of war against Japan.
(MUSIC)
Three days later, Germany and Italy declared war on the United States. Congress reacted by declaring war on those two countries.
The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor ended the long American debate over whether to become involved in the Second World War. American politicians and citizens had argued for years about whether to remain neutral or to fight to help Britain and France and other friends.
An American soldier in training
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An American soldier in training
Japan's aggressive attack at Pearl Harbor united Americans in a common desire for military victory. It made Americans willing to do whatever was necessary to win the war. And it pushed America into a kind of world leadership that its people had never known before.
President Franklin Roosevelt and his advisers had to make an important decision about how to fight the war. Would the United States fight Japan first, or Germany, or both at the same time?
Japan's attack had brought America into the war. And it had severely damaged American military power. But Roosevelt decided not to strike back at Japan immediately. He would use most of his forces to fight Germany.
There were several reasons for Roosevelt's decision. First, Germany already controlled much of Europe, as well as much of the Atlantic Ocean. Roosevelt considered this a direct threat. And he worried about possible German intervention in Latin America.
Second, Germany was an advanced industrial nation. It had many scientists and engineers. Its factories were modern. Roosevelt was concerned that Germany might be able to develop deadly new weapons, such as an atomic bomb, if it was not stopped quickly.
Third, Britain historically was one of America's closest allies. And the British people were united and fighting for their lives against Germany. This was not true in Asia. Japan's most important opponent was China. But China's fighting forces were weak and divided, and could not offer strong opposition to the Japanese.
(MUSIC)
Adolf Hitler's decision to break his treaty with Soviet leader Josef Stalin and attack the Soviet Union made Roosevelt's choice final. The American leader recognized that the Germans would have to fight on two fronts: in the west against Britain and in the east against Russia.
He decided it was best to attack Germany while its forces were divided. So the United States sent most of its troops and supplies to Britain to join the fight against Germany.
American military leaders hoped to attack Germany quickly by launching an attack across the English Channel. Stalin also supported this plan. Soviet forces were suffering terrible losses from the Nazi attack and wanted the British and Americans to fight the Germans on the west.
However, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and other leaders opposed launching an invasion across the English Channel too quickly. They worried that such an invasion might fail, while the Germans were still so strong. And they knew this would mean disaster.
For this reason, British and American forces decided instead to attack the Italian and German troops occupying North Africa.
British forces had been fighting the Italians and Germans in North Africa since late nineteen forty. They fought the Italians first in Egypt and Libya. British forces had successfully pushed the Italians across Libya. They killed more than ten thousand Italian troops and captured more than one hundred thirty thousand prisoners.
But the British success did not last long. Hitler sent one of his best commanders, General Erwin Rommel, to take command of the Italians. Rommel was brave and smart. He pushed the British back from Libya to the border with Egypt. And in a giant battle at Tobruk, he destroyed or captured more than eight hundred of Britain's nine hundred tanks.
(SOUND: Rommel’s tanks)
Rommel's progress threatened Egypt and the Suez Canal. So Britain and the United States moved quickly to send more troops and supplies to stop him.
Slowly, British forces led by General Bernard Montgomery pushed Rommel and the Germans back to Tripoli in Libya.
Erwin Rommel
AP

Erwin Rommel
In November nineteen forty-two, American and British forces commanded by General Dwight Eisenhower landed in northwest Africa. They planned to attack Rommel from the west, while Montgomery attacked him from the east.
But Rommel knew Eisenhower's troops had done little fighting before. So he attacked them quickly before they could launch their own attack.
A major battle took place at Kasserine Pass in western Tunisia. American forces suffered heavy losses. But in the end Rommel's attack failed. Three months later, American forces joined with Montgomery's British troops to force the Germans in North Africa to surrender.
The battle of North Africa was over. The allied forces of Britain and the United States had regained control of the southern Mediterranean Sea. They could now attack Hitler's forces in Europe from the south.
(SOUND)
The Allies wasted no time. They landed on the Italian island of Sicily in July of nineteen forty-three. German tanks fought back. But the British and American forces moved ahead. Soon they captured Sicily's capital, Palermo. And within weeks, they forced the German forces to leave Sicily for the Italian mainland.
In late July, Italy's dictator, Benito Mussolini, was overthrown and placed in prison. The Germans rescued him and helped him establish a new government, protected by German troops. But still the Allies attacked.
They crossed to the Italian mainland. The Germans fought hard. And for some time, they prevented the allied troops from breaking out of the coastal areas.
The fighting grew bloodier. A fierce battle took place at Monte Cassino. Thousands and thousands of soldiers lost their lives. But slowly the allies advanced north through Italy. They captured Rome in June of nineteen forty-four. And they forced the Germans back into the mountains of northern Italy.
The allies would not gain complete control of Italy until the end of the war. But they had succeeded in increasing their control of the Mediterranean and pushing back the Germans.
One reason Hitler's forces were not stronger in Africa and Italy was because German armies also were fighting in Russia. That will be our story next week.
(MUSIC)
Our program was written by David Jarmul. You can find our series online with transcripts, MP3s, podcasts and pictures at voaspecialenglish.com. You can also follow us on Facebook and Twitter at VOA Learning English. I’m Steve Ember, inviting you to join us again next week for THE MAKING OF A NATION – American history in VOA Special English.
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