THE LAST LAUGH
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The devil and the Lawyer
The Devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him and offer: “I can arrange some things for you,” the Devil said. “I’ll increase your income fivefold. Your partners will love you. Your clients will respect you. You’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for all eternity.” The lawyer thought for a moment and then asked, “So, what’s the catch?”
The Wife and the Secretary
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitate, he dictated,”…and in conclusion, gentlemen, budgets cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue operate this office with just one chair.”