I don’t wanna go to war

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I don’t wanna go to war

A guy was running down the street when he came up to a nun. He said to the nun “They’re after me. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan. Can I hide under your dress?” The nun said “Sure.” A few minutes later a couple of soldiers ran up and asked the nun “Did you see a guy running by here?” The nun said “Hewent that way.” They ran off.

After they had left, the guy climbed out from under her dress and said “Thank you, sister. You saved my life. I didn’t want to go to Afghanistan. By the way, I hope you’re not offended for me saying so, but you have a beautiful set of legs.” The nun said “If you had looked a bit higher, you would have seen a great set of balls. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan, either.”

Cf. Contrações: WANNACf. Mais Piadas em Inglês

• I don’t wanna go to war > eu não quero ir para a guerra
• came up to a nun > aproximou-se de uma freira
  
• they’re after me > eles estão atrás de mim
• hide under your dress > esconder-se embaixo do seu vestido
• sure > claro
• went that way > foi por aquele lado
• ran off > saíram em disparada
• climbed out > saiu
• by the way > a propósito
• I hope you’re not offended > eu espero que a irmã não se ofenda
• for me saying so > por eu dizer isto
• a beautiful set of legs > um belo par de pernas
• if you had looked a bit higher > se você tivesse olhado um pouquinho mais acima
• you would have seen a great set of balls > você teria visto um belo par de bolas
• I don’t want to go to Afghanistan, either > eu também não quero ir para o Afeganistão