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quarta-feira, 15 de junho de 2011

Humor: Three lawyers and three engineers board a train…

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Translated jokes.



Three lawyers [Três advogados] and three engineers [três engenheirosare traveling by train [estão viajando de trem] to a conference [congresso]. At the station,each of the three lawyers buys a ticket [os três advogados compram uma passagem cada umwhile [ao passo que] the three engineers buy [compram] only one ticket[bilhete].
How can the three of you [Como vocês três vão conseguir] travel on one ticket [só com uma passagem]?” asks a lawyer.
Watch and you’ll see [Preste atenção e você verá],” answers an engineer.
Aboard [A bordo; Dentro do] the train the lawyers take their respective seats [sentam-se nos seus respectivos lugares] while all three engineers cram into [se espremem; se apertam; se enfiamthe restroom [no banheiro] and squeeze the door closed behind them [mal conseguem fechar a porta por trás de si].
When the conductor [o cobradorcomes around [passacollecting tickets[recolhendo as passagens], he knocks [bate] on the restroom door and says, “Ticket please.” The door opens a crack [Só uma fresta se abre] and a single arm [apenas um braçoemerges [aparecewith a ticket in hand [segurando o comprovante]. The conductor takes it [o recolhe] and moves on [segue seu caminho].
The lawyers are impressed with [ficam impressionados] this clever idea [sacada]. On the way home [Na volta] from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers’ technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip [a viagem de volta].To their astonishment [Perplexos], the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all [não compram nem mesmo uma passagem]!
How in the hell are you going to pull this off? [Que porra vocês estão aprontando?]” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.
Shortly after the train departs [Logo depois da partida], one of the engineers leaves[sai] his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. “Ticket please!”

domingo, 8 de maio de 2011

ITALIAN HONEYMOON, JOKES


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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?”
Luigi said, “Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.”
“Whata you mean, Luigi?” asked Giovanni.
“Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough at da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, ‘no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.’
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, ‘No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.’ So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, ‘No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.’ We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice.
‘Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!’
“Nexta time, I’ma just gonna taka da bus.”