quarta-feira, 9 de março de 2011

Christmas with the Mafia, Joke



Source: Speak Up
Speak: Chuck Rollando
Language level: Proficiency
THE LAST LAUGH


Christmas with the Mafia

The young son of Mafia loss is sitting at his desk, trying to write a Christmas list to send to Baby Jesus. He begins: “Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…”

He looks at the letter, but realises it is no good. So he crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. A few minutes later he gets out a new piece of paper and starts writing again:

“Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…” Again, he looks at the letter and throws it away.

The little boy then gets an idea. He goes into his mother’s room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closest and locks the door.

He takes another piece of paper and writes: “Dear Baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again…”

A Question

Question: Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?

Answer: The stupid policeman because Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist. 

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