sexta-feira, 21 de outubro de 2011

Keeping the Beat


Keeping the Beat
Source: TECLASAP
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I was in a bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat so that nobody would hear them.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
  • keeping the beat > no ritmo
  • suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart > de repente me vi na maior vontade de soltar um pum
  • loud > alto
  • timed my farts with the beat so that nobody would hear them > sincronizei os puns com o ritmo da música
  • started to feel better > comecei a me sentir melhor
  • everybody was staring at me > todo mundo estava olhando para mim
  • Referência: “Sorria, você está praticando inglês!“, de Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira, Disal Editora, 2010. Leia a sinopse.

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