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The Fishing Trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wifewouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed homefrustrated.
The following week when Dave’s buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.His buddies asked, “How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?“
Dave replied, “Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing.
Then the ol’ lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want”…
So I did and here I am!
- buddies > amigos
- hanging out > curtindo
- an upcoming fishing trip > uma futura pescaria
- unfortunately > infelizmente
- wouldn’t let him > não queria deixá-lo ir
- teasing and name calling > zoeira e gozação
- headed home > foi para casa
- sitting on the dock > sentado no cais (à beira do rio)
- fishing rod in hand > uma vara de pescar na mão
- how did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave? > como você convenceu a sua patroa deixá-lo ir, Dave?
- slumped down in my chair > desmoronei na cadeira
- drown my sorrows > afogar as mágoas
- go fishing > ir pescar
- ol’ lady > a patroa
- snuck up behind me > chegou de mansinho por trás de mim
- peeled her hands back > retirei as mãos dela
- see-through negligee > camisola transparente
- tie me to the bed > amarre-me na cama
- so I did and here I am! > foi o que eu fiz e aqui estou eu!
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