Jokes

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Jokes

 

Santa's Motorcycle

Q. If Santa [1] rode [2] a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

A. A Holly [3] Davidson.

A mother’s love

A little kid asks an expectant woman:

- What is in your tummy [4]?

- My baby!

- Do you love him? 

- You betcha! [5]

- Why have you eaten him then?

Female intelligence

Who has more sense: men or women?

-Women, of course. Have you ever seen a woman marry someone just because he had nice legs?

Father and son

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?

Son: I dried [2] the dishes.

Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces [7].

Round house

A man built a round house with round rooms. His friend asks him why. The man explains: 

- My mother-in-law [8] said: "I hope there will be a corner [9] for me in your new house."

Noisy night

- What a disgrace! Your dog howled the whole night under my window.

- Don't worry. It usually sleeps well enough during the day.

Publicado na edição de número 52 da revista Maganews.

Áudio – Andy Shepherd e Daniella Rabelo

Vocabulary

1 Santa (or Santa Claus) – Papai Noel

2 to ride a – andar de

3 Holly – sagrado / santo (obs – Harley Davidson é o nome correto da moto)

4 tummy – barriga

5 you betcha! – exp. idiom. = pode apostar

6 to dry – secar / enxugar

7 to pick up the pieces – pegar os pedaços (ou cacos)

8 mother-in-law - sogra

9 corner – canto / “cantinho”