Mother-in-law’s laugh
Policeman: “Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?”
Pedestrian: “No, but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!”
Policeman: “How can you be so certain?”
Pedestrian: “I’d recognize that laugh anywhere!”
Vocabulary
1 license number – placa de carro
2 to knock down - atropelar
3 mother-in-law - sogra
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